For more than 20 years I worked in Fleet Street, but everything changed on May 14 2004, when I was sacked as editor of the Daily Mirror for publishing hoax photographs that could have been real if they weren't faked. Having no obvious talent, there was only one thing I could do. Become a celebrity.
John Crace has set himself an impossible task. I mean, how do you parody a man who is beyond parody? That said, his one-page condensation of the Piers Morgan Diaries, Vol 2, is still very funny.