Lynne Barber discovers that serving as a judge on the Turner Prize has just about killed off her passion for contemporary art:
On the other hand, I did once see Keanu Reeves in Vyner Street admiring an artwork in the Modern Art gallery, a blue, plastic rectangle, I seem to recall, that looked like a Formica offcut and cost 20 grand. Reeves described it as 'almost Kleinian', which is artspeak for blue.
Great piece, although she could have saved herself a lot of time and effort if she'd just sat down and watched Tony Hancock in The Rebel.